osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

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relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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kahn1801:

ultrafacts:

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Somebody should make a movie out of this

kahn1801:

ultrafacts:

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Somebody should make a movie out of this

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tastefullyoffensive:

[truthefacts]

aideanoakenshield:

Give it back! That’s private!

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tastefullyoffensive:

Google is amazing. [via]

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slimedeath:

what am i supposed to talk about with people who dont watch tv shows

(via kavvaiilluminati)

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

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did-you-kno:

Source 

sagihairius:

AND AFTER ALL YOU’RE MY 

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thedepthofme:

when you know you’re doing it right

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darthmater:

trying to be creative when you have no skills

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jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

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